*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”
My dad has 84 pairs of socks
why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has
I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family
Girl: so how was that?
Me: *anthony fantano voice* meh feeling a strong 7 to a light 8..
Me: TRANS-ITION where tha loud at
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan