incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

tiddiemeat420:

*after sex*
Girl: so how was that?
Me: *anthony fantano voice* meh feeling a strong 7 to a light 8..
Girl: what
Me: TRANS-ITION where tha loud at

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan