decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them